Laura Benanti in Gypsy (2008).
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU’RE READY TO FIND YOUR OTHER HALF BUT THEY’RE NOT READY TO BE FOUND?!
THAT COULD CAUSE ALL SORTS OF SHIT!
OR WHAT IF YOU LOSE YOUR NECKLACE?! OMIGOD, THIS SHIT IS STRESSING ME OUT!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY NECKLACE? I LOST IT AT BIRTH!