This is a photo of my mother playing with my grindr.  Reading things like “I need a top” in a pensive voice. 
After this, she had a play on my tinder, swiping left and right as she deemed fit.

This is a photo of my mother playing with my grindr. Reading things like “I need a top” in a pensive voice.
After this, she had a play on my tinder, swiping left and right as she deemed fit.

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

"Life is very tough and if you can make a joke to make something easier and funny, do it. Done."
Joan Rivers
"Have you forgotten what we were like then
when we were still first rate
and the day came fat with an apple in its mouth

it’s no use worrying about Time
but we did have a few tricks up our sleeves
and turned some sharp corners

the whole pasture looked like our meal
we didn’t need speedometers
we could manage cocktails out of ice and water

I wouldn’t want to be faster
or greener than now if you were with me O you
were the best of all my days"
Animals, Frank O'Hara
"He left me in the ruins of the temple. Y’know, it’s easy for Samson to push down the walls but now what are you gonna do?"
Joan Rivers on her husband Edgar’s suicide.

sinserto:

The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary Reunion

celebritymeat:

Max and Charlie Carver.

celebritymeat:

Max and Charlie Carver.

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

Get better Joan, you’re one of my favourites.

Get better Joan, you’re one of my favourites.

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

squarecutorpearshape:

But honestly I can’t pretend that this photo of Carol Channing and Audra McDonald getting emotional over each other doesn’t exist.

squarecutorpearshape:

But honestly I can’t pretend that this photo of Carol Channing and Audra McDonald getting emotional over each other doesn’t exist.